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Everyday I'm Rendering (Feat. Karim Theos & Josh Carrig)

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"EVERYDAY I’M RENDERING " is a parody of "Hustlin’" - originally performed by Rick Ross, (C) 2006 The Island Def Jam Music Group

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Everyday I'm Renderin'

Who the fuck you think you fucking with?
I'm the Render Boss
Two days till completion make me fucking cross
I splice em wide, I edit long, I'm getting fat (what?)
I keep on scrubbin' back, I keep on scrubbin' back

I'm in my mothers kitchen, using iMovie
With all these fuckin' options making this bitch "My Movie"
I know Rob Lowe, at least I wanna, for real though I wanna
Maybe kick back in a sauna. (hot!)

I check the SMPTE figure, I stripe the whole thang,
See most of my figures in sync until the last frame.
I tried ProRess, Even LT,
But most these editors forgot about the Proxy
Then that session fails, I cry for a hundred nights.
My RAIDS gone and corrupted, 12 fuckin' terabytes.

Got my Mac Back, My bars are green
Scrubbing real mean, scrubbin', scrubbin' real mean (clean!)
I got my Pro X, Why'd I get Pro X?
Suckin' real hard, suckin' suckin' real hard
Adobe Master Suite, shit I'm stackin' business,
Mercury playback it , will transcode' my codecs,
Color Correction, my bitch is getting my sandwich
If I had 3 wishes, be done's all I'm wishing'
I'm getting hemorrhoids from, dealing with all these glitches
2 hundred 64 issues to be specific.

Computer freeze, it's gone black , I'm holding back…
So Garth go get a bat, a bigger bigger bat
Mo' farms, Mo' entering, Mo Space, Mo fucking rendering

credits

released November 12, 2012
Karim Theos - Vocals
Josh Carrig - BG Vocals
Brett McTaggart - Producer & Engineer

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